List of Acronyms

[Princess]

AF - Aunt Flo - Menstrual Cycle
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AIUI - As I Understand It
ALSL - Along The Same Line
AKA - Also Known As
AP - Attachment Parenting
AP - Affair Partner
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet
AYOR - At Your Own Risk
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B4 - Before
B4N - Bye 4 Now
BFN - Bye For Now
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BBL - Be Back Later
BCNU - Be Seeing You
BF - BreastFeeding
BF - BoyFriend
BFP - Big Fat Positive
BFN - Big Fat Negative
BJ - BlowJob
BIL - Brother-In-Law
BIF - Before I Forget
BM - Biological Mother
BOB - Battery Operated BoyFriend/Buddy
BRB - Be Right Back
BS - Betrayed Spouse
BSF - Be/But Seriously Folks
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTF - Bottle Feeding
BTW - By The Way
BWL - Bursting With Laughter
BYKT - But You Knew That
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CIO - Cry It Out
CL - Community Leader
CM - Community Moderator
CP - community Producer
CRAFT - Can't Remember A Flipping Thing
CRS - Can't Remember "Stuff"
CTS - Consider The Source
CTTD- Cute Things They Do
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
CU - See You
CUL - See You Later
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CYE - Check Your Email
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DA - Dear Angle
DC - DayCare
DDB Due Date Buddy
DF - Dear Fiance'
DFTT - Don't Feed The Trolls
DGS - Dear GrandSon
DGD - Dear GrandDaughter
DIIK - d**ned If I Know
DIL - Daughter-In-Law
DILF - Daddy I'd Like to Find-in-my-bed/Fantasize-about
DIY - Do It Yourself
DK - Don't Know
DPO - Days Past Ovulation
DH - Dear Husband
DW - Dear Wife
DD - Dear Daughter
DS - Dear Son
DSD - Dear Step Daughter

DSS - Dear Step Son
You can also insert other appropriate "D" words to fit the spirit of the post.

DSDF - Different Strokes for Different Folks
DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When....
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EA - Emotional Affair
ED - Erectile Disfunction
EOF - End Of File
EDD - Estimated Due Date
<EG> - Evil Grin
EOD - End Of Discussion
EOM - End Of Message
ETA - Edited to Add
EZ - Easy
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FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
F2F - Face To Face
F2F - Friend To Friend
FB - Family Bed
FPM - Family Planning Method
FBOW - For Better Or Worse
FBIL- Future-Brother-in-Law
FFIL- Future-Father-in-Law
FI - Future-In-Law
FIL - Father-In-Law
FH - Future-Husband
FMIL - Future-Mother-in-Law
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOC - Free Of Charge
FOCL - Falling Off the Chair Laughing
FSIL - Future-Sister-in-Law
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FWB - Friends With Benefits
FTL - Faster Than Light
FUBB - Fouled UP Beyoung Belief
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYE - For Your Entertainment
FYI - For Your Information
F/U - Follow Up
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<G> - Grin
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GIGO - Garbage In Garbage Out
GF- Girl Friend
GF - GrandFather
GFN - Gone For Now
GD - GrandDaughter
GG - Good Game
GM - Grand Mother
GMA - Grandma
GPA - Grandpa
GS - GrandSon
GTG - Got Two Go
GTSY - Good Two See You
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HAND - Have A Nice Day
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HTH - Hope That Helps
HL - High Libidos
HPT - Home Pregnacy Test
HoH - Hard Of Hearing
HUGS - Hope You Get Some
HUH - Hard-Up Husband
HUW - Hard-Up Wife
HTH - Hope That Helps
HTH - Hope This Helps
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IAE - In Any Event
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer (but...)
IANAD - I Am Not A Doctor
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IC - intercourse, or individual counseling
ICCL - I Could Care Less
IDK - I Don't Know
IIRC - If I Recall Correctly
IIWM - If It Were ME
IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
IMA - I Might Add
IME - In My Experience
IMO - In My Opinion
IMHO - In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IME - In My Experience
INPO - In No Particular Order
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ITA - I totally agree
ISP - Internet Service Provider
ISTM - It Seems To Me
ISTR - I Seem to Recall
ITRO - In The Region Of.....
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
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JAM - Just A Minute
JIC - Just In Case
J/K - Just kidding
JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
JMO - Just My Opinion
JMHO - Just My Honest Opinion
JIMP - Just In My Opinion
JIMHO - Just In MY Honest Opinion
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KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT - Keep In Touch
KMA - I disagree
KWIM - Know What I Mean
KYFC - Keep Your Fingers Crossed
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LDR - long distance relationship
L8R -Later
LJBF - Lets Just Be Friends
LL - Low Libidos
LMA - Laugh I disagree Off
LMHO - Laugh My Head Off
LMP - Last Menstrual Period
LOE - Lost Of Erection
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LTNS - Long Time No See
LTS - Laughing To Self
LY - Love You
LYLB - Love Ya, Later, Bye
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M - More/Message
MBW - My Beautiful Wife
MDR - May-December Relationship
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
MIL - Mother-In-Law
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Find-in-my-bed/Fantasize-about
M/C - Miscarriage
MOF - Matter Of Fact
MOSS - Memeber Of Same Sex
MOT - Man On Top
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOW - Mom On Wheels
M/S - Morning Sickness
MPOV - My Point Of View
MWAH - kissing sound, like "smooch."
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business
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NAK - Nursing At Keyboard
NFP - Natural Family Planning
NDE - Near-Death Experience
NH - Nice Hand
NMP - Not My Problem
NMS - Not My Style
NM - Never Mind/No Message
NMS - Not My Style
NP - No Problem
NOYL - Not On Your Life
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NPI - No Pun Intended
NT - No Text
N/T - No Text
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OBTW - Oh By The Way
OC - Other Child
OIC - Oh I See
OHT - One Handed Typing
OMG - Oh My God/Goodness/Gosh
OOT - Out Of Town
OR - Open Relationship
OT _ Off Topic
OTF - On The Floor
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTT - Over The Top
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
OW/OM - Other Woman/Other Man
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PE - Premature Ejaculation
PFFT - imitates the sound of a rasberry
PD - Public Doman
PDS - Please Don't Shout
PG - Pregnant/Pregancy
PITA - Pain In The Ass
PLS - Please
PMBI - Pardon Me Butting In
PMF - Pardon My French
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP - Peeing My Pants
PMS - Premenstrual Syndrome
PPD - Post-Partum Depression
POV - Point Of View
PS - Post Script
PTB - Powers That Be
PTL - Praise The Lord
PTMM - Please Tell Me More
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QOTW - Question Of The Week
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RAK - Random Acts of Kindness
RAV - Report A Violation
RC - reverse cowgirl
REHI - Hello Again
RL - Real Life
ROFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROFLMAOSHIGP- ROFLMAO Laughing So Hard I Gotta Pee
ROFLMBO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMAOPMP - ROFLMAO Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOPMPTIME - ROFLMAOPMP Tears In My Eyes
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTA - Reply/Respond To Archives
RTFAQ - Read The FAQ
RTM - Read The Message
RUOK - Are You OK?
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<S> - Smile
SAHD - Stay-At-Home Dad
SAHM - Stay-At-Home Mom
SAK - Sex After Kids

SBT - Sad But True
SCNR - Sorry Could Not Resist
SD - Step-Daughter
SFSG - So Far So Good
SITD - Still In The Dark
SIL - Sister-In-Law
SMS - Secrets of Married Sex
SOOL - nuts Out Of Luck
SS - Step-Son
SSDD - Same Stuff, Different Day
SO - Significant Other
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)
SOS - Same Old Stuff
SOW - Speaking Of Which
SFGTDT - Something For God To Do Today
SPAM - Stupid Person's AdvertiseMent
STBX - Soon To Be EX (NSETBX Not Soon Enough To Be Ex)
STTN Sleeping Through The Night
STS - So To Speak
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWALK - Sealed With a Loveing Kiss
SWIM - See What I Mean
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TAL - Thanks A Lot
TAFN - Thats All For Now
TAYL - Talk At You Later
THX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TIME - Tears In My Eyes
TMTH- Too Much Too Handle
TMI - Too Much Information
TNWIS - Thats Not What I Said
TNX - Thanks
TOBG - This Oughta Be Good
TOY - Thinking Of You
TPTB - The Powers To Be
TR - Tubla Reversal
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TTC - Trying To Conceive
TWIMC - To Whom It May Concern
TY - Thank You
TYVM - Thank You Very Much
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URL - Web Page Address
U/S - Ultrasound
UOK - Are You OK?
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VAS - Vasectomy
VB - girl thingyl Birth
VBAC - girl thingyl Birth After Caesarean
VBG - Very Big Grin
VR - Vasectomy Reversal
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WAHD - Work At Home Dad
WAHM - Work At Home Mom
W/B - Welcome Back
WDYT - What Do You Think
WE - Whatever
WMH - With My Heart
WOA - Work Of Art
W/O - Without
WOHD - Work Out Of Home Dad
WOHM - Work Out Of Home Mom
WOT - Woman On Top
WRT - With Regard To or With Respect To
WS - Wandering Spouse
WTG - Way To Go
WTH - What The Heck/Hell
WU? - What's Up?
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
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YGIAGAM - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
YGM - You Got Mail
YGTI - You Get The Idea
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
YIU - Yes I Understand
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
YW - Your Welcome

[Princess]

:-) Standard smiley face. User is happy

:-( Sad face

;-) Winky face - expressing a flirtatious
or a 'just kidding' remark

:-> User just made an especially mean
or sarcastic comment

O:-) User is angelic/just made a sweet
and innocent remark /angel at heart

:-O Yelling or shocked. Can be typed
in bold for extra impact.

:-I Indifferent

:^) Profile smiley.

=) Variation on a classic.

#-) What a night!/has been staring
at a computer screen for 5 hours straight

:-$ Put your money where your mouth is!

:-P or :-p or :-6 Sticking tongue out (Na, na,
na na na!)

:-9 Yum!

:-@ Screaming/about to throw something

:*) Drunk

:-# or :-X An emoticon of many meanings -
wears braces/kiss/my lips are sealed

8-) or B-) or ::-) Wearing glasses

B:-) Wearing glasses on head

R-) Broken glasses

(:-) Bald/wearing a bike helmet

:-{} Wears lipstick

{:-{) Has a moustache and a toupee

@:-) Wears a turban

$-) Just won a large sum of money

:-T Keeping a straight face/tight lipped

:-y Said with a smile

:'-( or :~-( Crying

:-Q or :-! Smoker

%-/ Hangover

|-O Bored/yawn

=:-) Hosehead/punk

:-D Big mouth/grinning

:+) Big nose

[:-) Walkman

;^) Smirking

(:-D Blabbermouth

:-& Tongue tied

:-S Just made a statement that didn't make sense

:-/ Skeptical

:-C Very, very sad

%-/ Brain dead

<:-| Dunce/just made a stupid statement

:-8( Condescending

8-# Dead

:@ or :{ What?

[]:* Hugs & kisses!

@>-->-- A rose

m(_ _)m Deep bow used for apologizing or
expressing thanks (viewed from the front).

<<<<(:-) Dunce.


*<:-) Santa Claus


3:*> Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

8(:-) Mickey Mouse

:-----} Pinocchio

@@@@8^) Marge Simpson

=(_8^(1) Homer Simpson

38^) Bart Simpson

=|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln

7:-) Fred Flintstone

5:-J Elvis


#(,'%/) Slept too long on one side or
Didn't have time to wash hair

%-( Confusion

&-| Tearful


&.(.. Crying


&:-) Curly hair

(-.-)Zzz... Sleeping

(:)-) Likes to scuba dive

(}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with
glasses and headphones

*<8-)X Party outfit with hat and bow-tie

+-(:-) The Pope

/8^{~ Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

3:] Pet smiley

8:-) Glasses on forehead

:-' Smoker


:-'| Has a cold

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... Manic depressive

:-)-O Smiling doctor with stethoscope

~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it."

{{-}}} Refugee from the '60's

{:\/ Sounds/looks like a duck

{8-} Grinning mischievously (or just
charmingly)


d :-o Hats off to your great idea

O+ Woman or appropriate for women

O 8-) The angelic halo look